出租司機遇鬼記

連著五天加班，已經練成盡量节约时间來睡覺的本事。

以至於昨天在回家的路上坐在出租車的後排抓緊時間把雙眼皮貼膠揭了下來，估計在前面的出租車司機看到一定認爲後排的女人太恐怖了，居然把眼皮扒拉下來了，回去后肯定檢查我給他的錢是不是冥鈔。

上海女孩美白秘方

經常在中午吃飯的時候聚在一起講笑話，在一次訴説物價飛漲的痛苦之後，大當家問起爲什麽上海女孩都很白。

上海女孩笑說父母都下崗了，買不起純淨水，只好喝一種名為漂白牌上海自來水，上海女孩自然比其他地方的更白些｡◕‿◕｡

達芬奇密碼

今天去看了達芬奇密碼，介紹說電影有點長，但是我不覺得，因爲情節還是很緊湊，感覺還有些事情沒有交代。

8:20的電影，到將近11點才結束，差點回家沒有末班車。

電影裏的密碼筒和google上的果然一模一樣，是個很好玩的東西。

Who is the new leader of china?

SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Let's hear it.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinese?

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now that you asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well,I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's whose name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes sir.

George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: Call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.!

Condi: Kofi?

George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.

爆搞笑，先聲明不是我寫的，我水平還沒有那麽高！

永遠的draft

説到底，blog還是一個寫東西給別人看的地方，有些東西還是不能直接寫在上面的。

所以，有很多的一時感言在space上成了draft后再也沒有轉正過，好在msn space空間夠用，呵呵！

細節決定成敗！

今天畫圍牆，把奉賢的文本拿了出來，看到angla設計地建築，多典型的西班牙風格啊！

可惜!出錢的人什麽都不懂，白白浪費了錢，交了設計費卻沒有按照設計施工，我暈！

所以說細節決定成敗，門窗的比例，圍欄的樣式，外墻的顔色……

不說了！

可惜沒看到傳説中的暴發戶，太神奇了，怎麽能把東西做成那樣！